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The US has gotten so used to not obeying laws they get surprised when the laws of physics drags one of their fighter jets or ospreys out of the sky.
Like damn the laws of physics aren't like the Geneva conventions you can't just not adhere to them if you don't want to.
they'll invade the hague if pi continues to not be 3
Sometime in the next few years, an F-35 will crash directly into the South China Sea because the engine spontaneously turned off mid flight.
The liberal media will go onto a news cycle for how the plane should have continued to be able to fly without thrust despite being heavier than air.
The US military will then launch a full scale ground invasion of Isaac Newton's grave, with the justification that gravity is in direct opposition to US state interests.