I've invented a 100% efficient combustion engine (aussie.zone)

submitted 11 months ago by 18107@aussie.zone to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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I use it to heat my house.

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[-] buycurious@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Sorry, I’m a bit dumb for this one.

Could someone please explain?

[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 49 points 11 months ago

There's no such thing as a 100% efficient "engine". But in this case, since the waste heat is put to use (heating the house), OP thinks there's a loophole.

But, house would also need to be soundproof. Any noise leaking to the outside is lost energy.

[-] Ellie_The_Nurse@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah, but that’s by design: it also acts as a soothing white noise machine.

Then you might point out the exhaust and all it’s associated wastes, but that’s by design: it produces a heady and aromatic product for recreational huffing.

Then you might point out the vibrations, but that’s by design: the engine also provides invigorating massages to relax taut muscles.