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Plus your enemy knows what's coming (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[-] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?

Alternate names for consideration: pissengan, urinitron, bakapeepee

EDIT: before you even tell me that I can't go around hucking piss balloons, remember that these people might literally poke me in my actual anus, as a prank. If someone does that shit, I'm definitely piss-ballooning them, at the earliest opportunity.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?

Rules of the roads, Bubbles!

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I think that's just called Jarate and the only difference is the container. Personally I'd go for the jar, might cut them and then you're pissing in their wounds.