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The moon not being made of cheese. The moon is in fact made of cheese. I do not care how much a bunch of nerds insist that it is not made of cheese. I am objectively correct about this and anyone who disagrees is wrong.
If the moon was made of spare ribs, would you eat it? I would. It'd be delicious!
And wash it down with a tall, cool Budweiser.
Budweiser is watery, go for a proper German lager.
I'm just continuing the bit (badly, admittedly, since I didn't get the exact quote right). That's the next thing the character says, more or less, though. In case you don't realize, all this stuff about the moon being made of spare ribs is a bit from Saturday Night Live.
I call on the FDA, USDA, or whatever agency to use their power to add lunar regolith and all otger moon constituents to the accepted definition of cheese. I also suggest all other countries to just take our word for it since only us and the nazis have set foot on the moon and who are you going to trust? Us or the nazis?
I'm dying ๐