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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’
(www.independent.co.uk)
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What does he smell like?
Depends.
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I'm guessing that's the joke?
Your powers of deduction are unparalleled.
Indeed, although it seems like a cheap shot to mock his medical problems. Father Time is a sonofbitch, and he's coming for all of us.
Edit: Lol at the downvotes, it was me taking the cheap shot in the first place. I'm allowed to say I'm taking a cheap shot.
He's the king of cheap shots and categorically refuses to admit he's ever done anything wrong or failed at anything. Plus he's a fascist.
He's fair game for even the cheapest of shots.
This seemed like the perfect opportunity to ask ChatGPT to write a Trump speech about being the best at making cheap shots. So here you go, straight copy paste from ChatGPT:
Always eerie how the llm outputs are literally indistinguishable from his usual rambling!
like a five penny fascist
loser. That is why none of them can smell it. They are all massive stinking losers. They're just nose blind to it.
Bengay, White Castle, and spray tan
Fire and brimstone
More likely straight sulphur. There's a stench of rotten eggs for like half a mile around his bodily girth. The fence around the White House was to protect us, not him.