Hear me out, okay?

Girls in sexy witch costumes, or any sexy Halloween costumes are fine. That's great and everything, sure. But 99.2 percent of them are at the Halloween party with their boyfriends. And those guys aren't even having a good time. They're just standing around as accessories, dressed as Gomez Addams, or whoever else. So, like, whatever.

But when you see a girl in a fully scandalous sexy elf costume, or a sultry Mrs. Claus outfit? Or the somewhat rare (yet more pervy) sexy reindeer costume?

SHE FUCKS.

THAT GIRL FUCKS.

Believe it.

EDIT: if you can't figure out how the reindeer tail is attached to the costume, YOU'VE GOT A LIVE ONE ON YOUR HANDS.