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Late-Rising Hotel Guest Comes To Terms With Remnants Of Free Breakfast (www.theonion.com)
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[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

At least you get remnants. Try getting stuck behind the guy holding up the whole buffet, trying to make waffles for three hyperactive kids, while the rest of the guests drink coffee and shoot daggers of hate out of their eyes at him.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

You're mad at a dad for feeding his kids?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

But it's inconvenient to me!

[-] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I can’t think of a single reason why the guy making waffles is doing something wrong.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

How dare he feed his children!

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I don't see why everyone couldn't just go around to the rest of the buffet

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