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Thank god (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

I swear they can read your entire dietary history from your teeth

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

I have a beard, it's not as I would have any secrets.

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You'd think so, but my oral surgeon gave me a ist of foods to avoid after an extraction and it was just a list of foods I eat all the time.

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