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Respectability Rule
(sh.itjust.works)
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life
If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.
I'm taking that username so nobody else can
Can't get pregnant that way
You sure are there, squirt.
HAH
I'm lab grown
Ooh let's come up with a nickname for your kind... you're a test tube baby, so a tuber ๐ฅ๐ (potato emojis)
or
You! Tuber!
We are all cream pies on this blessed day
every year when everybody has birthday parties, everybody should serve creampies instead of birthday cakes. Because of the symbolism.
GOOD point
It's an awkward scary part of our life. Fierce competition. Won by pure luck.
Not long after our first breath of air we start regretting our life choices.
Pretty sure Hitchhiker's Guide has a quote about this
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