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‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll (www.theonion.com)
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[-] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

They have [only] killed less than 8! people

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Give it enough time and this whole thing might even lead to 13! deaths

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