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Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’ | The Straits Times (www.straitstimes.com)

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 105 points 10 months ago

With a high rate of mooovement.

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago

He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.

[-] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 18 points 10 months ago

Think we milked this for all its worth

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Naw I still got some beef with this story

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Don't have a cow.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.

Edit: Extra pun

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Fetchez la vache!

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 15 points 10 months ago

and a lot of moooomentum

[-] SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

No bull

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023

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