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Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’ | The Straits Times (www.straitstimes.com)

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 78 points 10 months ago

"cow that was tossed 30m up in the air"

How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 105 points 10 months ago

With a high rate of mooovement.

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago

He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.

[-] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 18 points 10 months ago

Think we milked this for all its worth

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Naw I still got some beef with this story

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Don't have a cow.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.

Edit: Extra pun

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