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IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child (www.theonion.com)
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[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

The TTDF(Time Traveling Defense Forces) have high confidence that that baby was the next Hitler. That or the kid born in the hospital bed next door. It's not an exact science.

[-] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The real Hitler was the genocide we did along the way...

[-] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Leveled the whole city for good measure.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Those tunnels could hold infrastructure or terrorists, can't be sure, have to be safe.

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