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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

The Biden cat is removed from the WH for attacking people.

There will be pictures of Trump's penis.

Biden falls and is actually hurt.

Zelensky is replaced.

Trump narrowly loses the general election, promises to run again.

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 years ago

Biden falls, fractures his hip, and is removed under the 25th amendment because leaders need strong hips.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Trump’s penis gets leaked, conservative men spend hours making memes out of it convincing themselves their effort were to own the libs

Someone leaks Hunter’s penis pictures in retaliation

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