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Half-Life 3 announced. America collapses before its released in 2031

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[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Trump dies like a month or two before the election

This throws the trump/qanon base into chaos. Some dive deeper into their fantasies, trump isn't dead he faked his death so he could do covert ops and lead the white hats. Others lose their minds and accuse the deep state of assassinating him. There's isolated incidents of stochastic terrorism, but mostly his base is too cowardly and unorganized to do anything, plus they'd rather watch their shows than take any action, so nothing really happens except for a brief increase in funny/sad facebook screenshots.

All the chaos results in Biden being reelected.

Biden dies like the day after he's inaugurated.

Biden's new VP becomes president. Finally, we have the best woman for the job!hillgasm hillgasm hillgasm

[-] Woly@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

I unironically believe that Hillary Clinton would strangle Biden to death with her bare hands in the oval office to take his spot.

And then one of her psycho failure acolyte assistants walks in while she's panting over his crumpled corpse and says "Uhhhhh, he's not getting up, is he?"

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
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