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Cartoon meat: Why tf would you take meat boat
(hexbear.net)
There is no refrigeration so most of it'll go bad. Meanwhile, plants last longer and you can replant the seeds and live long provided you find a source of fresh water.
Carnivore diet clowns will die of salmonella.
I'd argue patron saint of "humans are obligate carnivores", liver king, sets a pretty good precedent that these people would rather die than eat a vegetable (not dying is gay)