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[-] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That game was legitimately so boring that i truly felt like someone had hollowed me out inside. I once cried because i had spent 5 hours on it in one sitting and hated every second. I hate that fucking game so much it is the worst game I have ever played. That is not a hyperbole. No game, not even ones made by a 5 year old, have given me such a soul-ending sense of boredom.

This game is shit.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Would you say your bored to tears experience "innovative"?

[-] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

its unique ability to drain me of joy and happiness is quite innovative indeed. I have never before felt such complete loneliness, self-hatred, and mind numbing from any form of media.

Its brought to life a new frontier of CIA torture methods to be used against anyone with braincells, and has given me a new perspective on how stupidly cucked gamers are. This game was so bad that it made Cyberpunk 2077 seem like an absolute masterpiece.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

That's a chefs-kiss steam review if you post it!

[-] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

i pirated it, so it probably won't let me post one

even though i pirated it I still feel like i was scammed

[-] BovineUniversity@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

I once cried because i had spent 5 hours on it in one sitting and hated every second.

Doing shit I don't like for hours to own... myself?

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

If you have spent a lot of money into something you tend to give it a bit more of a chance. Plus, tons of copers were saying “Starfield is amazing you just have to get past the boring beginning section”.

It was all boring

[-] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

it was the second thing for me. Everyone said "just wait a bit, it gets good!". It never fucking did. I'm a big space nerd. I loved every bit of the trailers. I wanted to explore space in some way so badly. I've played no man's sky and so much else but nothing can satisfy. I played because i wanted it to get good, i wanted to explore space and do so much i couldn't now, but this game doesn't give anything. I wanted it to be good, knowing it wasn't.

Also they fucking removed all mention of the soviet union, it was there in the trailer, they removed every painting of cosmonauts, and statues of soviet vessels. The only thing that remains is a small town named gagarin. It was depressing looking everywhere for even a soyuz model and seeing them replaced by copy-past apollos.

So I spent the last bit telling the CIA to fuck off and shooting every cop on mars. Only good fucking part of the game is when i murder cops.

Same story with Cyberpunk 2077 tbh

[-] grazing7264@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Kerbal Space Program is so fulfilling, the first time I assembled a space station in orbit took so much learning and I loved every second of it.

My first landing on the second moon which had an irregular orbital path taught me so much about orbits and designing how to fit and deploy a drivable rover from my lander (and keep enough fuel to blast off and return) was one of my favourite gaming experiences.

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