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[-] EatsTheCheeseRind@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago

What three animals everyone else eating? We’ve got chickens, ducks, pigeons, quail, geese, cranes, turkeys, cows, deer, elk, moose, antelope, armadillo, beaver, bobcats, coyotes, foxes, lynx, bear, bison, caribou, goat, musk ox, pronghorn, sheep, muskrat, opossums, pigs, porcupine, rabbits, squirrels, pheasant, chukars, and tons of tasty insects to choose from.

[-] sethboy66@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago

You forgot the many difference species of fish/creatures-of-the-sea.

[-] EatsTheCheeseRind@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I didn’t even go there because of so many tasty options to list!

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

Tell me with a straight face that you eat a fucking squirrel

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

THAT'S the one you take issue with? Lol

In not sure anyone is eating muskrat or opossum outside West Virginia mountain hermits, people born before 1890, and anyone who self identifies as a trapper.

[-] Monkeyhog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

There's parts of the Florida Panhandle where opossum is a serious delicacy. They even have a festival in August.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Muskrat was classified as non meat for Catholics, so some people ate it, but anyone I know who did is dead now.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Well squirrel was the funniest one within that context imo.

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Eat the elongated muskrat!

[-] EatsTheCheeseRind@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Squirrel are fantastic.

They’re the least “gamey” out of most small game, less so than rabbit, and taste something like leaner dark meat chicken.

Awesome in a crockpot substituted for chicken in most recipes. Can fancy up squirrel with a Sous vide to make squirrel confit bánh mì tacos, or keep it old school and make squirrel pot pie.

[-] Monkeyhog@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I grew up eating squirrel. Its very common in rural areas,

[-] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dove, too.

Knew someone that tried to eat possum once, said it was the nastiest, greasiest thing he'd ever tried.

[-] Monkeyhog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You have to catch the possum first, then corn feed it for about a month or two to get the nasty taste out of the meat before you eat it. So basically, turn it into a pet, then kill and eat it.

[-] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Is.. is that actually true, or are you having a laugh? I genuinely cant tell.

but if its true, thats an awful lot of effort to make something nasty taste decent.

[-] Monkeyhog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Its how they did it for the Possum Festival in Florida when I was growing up, so its a thing, But I can't imagine anyone would do it just cause they like possum though.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

They're good too.

[-] lps2@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago

"very common" is generous. I grew up in rural GA and never once saw someone actually eat squirrel

[-] A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I'm from Kentucky, friend. I've definitely had a squirrel or two in my day.

[-] 007v2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Tennessee checking in - I’ve had squirrel as well.

[-] Stumblinbear@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago

I used to live in rural Kansas, so yes

[-] MostlyBirds@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Squirrel is actually pretty good. Some of those others though...

[-] SuperSoftAbby@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Man the size of the of the ones in my neighborhood could replace our thanksgiving turkey if it wasn’t illegal to hunt them (I checked).

[-] milkytoast@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

I mean tbf, the majority of Americans don't eat anything aside from chicken pork and beef, with the occasional turkey

[-] TheYear2525@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

True, but the majority of Americans also eat only a handful of plants, especially when counting brassica as one plant.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

That's only true because turkeys aren't that good.

[-] TheNakedFoot@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Turkey is amazing when done right. Though I guess that can be said for damn near anything.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Fucking heretic.

[-] milkytoast@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

yeah they're mid af

[-] Addfwyn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The amount of work required to make a decent turkey simply isn't worth it when so many better poultry options exist. The best prepared turkey isn't going to come close to a good roast duck.

[-] DogMuffins@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

To get 80k they're obviously counting variations. How many breeds of cow have I eaten?

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

I don't have access to that many animals, nor that many plants. Maybe 5 animals and about two dozen plants.

[-] Toast@lemmy.film 8 points 1 year ago

OP probably meant fish, octopus, and squid

[-] Atrabiliousaurus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats

[-] Surface_Detail@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Skip a bit, brother

[-] onichama@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Pls don't eat fox or lynx, they cute.

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Not after you cook them?

[-] crypticthree@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And the slothes, and the orangutans, and breakfast cereals

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