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[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

In the Bible payment is made in foreskins.... Yes foreskins... So much fucked up shit in that book.

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're missing a key part to the story, Saul (no, not that Saul/Paul) was ~~buying~~ selling a human woman with those foreskins.
And who was the person who ~~wanted~~ traded these foreskins in exchange for the human woman? David, as in, David and Goliath.

Edit: swapped the vendor/purchaser. I left the religion about 20 years ago, so I should probably fact-check myself before posting.

[-] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Well you didn't think that sling was just made of out any old leather, did you?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's a sling, but if you rub it, it becomes a catapult.

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Kinda got it backwards-King Saul required David to do it for his daughter’s hand in marriage. David and his squad killed 200 of Saul’s (Israel’s) sworn enemies. That was the source of the payment.

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the correction. I left the religion about 20 years ago, so I should probably fact-check myself before posting about it. Memories are not perfect.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oh isn't there also a part when the israelites circumsize the whole enemy army after defeat or something like that? I also like the part about Job where god literally bets with the devil how Job will keep his faith and then proceeds to kill his family and destroy his livelihood, bringing him to poverty and edge of death. And because he keeps believing he then gives him a new family and stuff but how fucked up is that for a "benevolent' god?

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