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Cavity search (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by brbposting@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?

Who is this

This is Erica from the dentist's office. I got your number from your file

Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess

I'm not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”

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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

There are a few things I miss about reddit, like the HIPAA bot.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Beep boop. I am¹ a Lemmy bot. It looks like you started writing the name of a magical,¹ friendly¹ animal who salutes people by flinging feces. Did you mean to refer to “hippopotamus”?

  1. not
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

  1. Whoa apparently you left this comment 6 days ago but it just showed up in my inbox today. I check my inbox every day and your comment did not appear until 6 days after you left it. Federation weird(?)

  2. I'mma go stalk your profile now to get evidence that you're not really a bot, just a clever fun Lemmyer.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

Lolol. My instance periodically stops pushing content. Then it plays catch up.

Boop beep.

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