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[-] lorty@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 9 months ago

They'd make the most precise cannon known to history that used such specific msterials on the ammo that it would fire once a year, at best.

[-] TheGreatDarkness@ttrpg.network 6 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of a short story I once read in a Polish sci-fi and fantasy magazine, where a portal to fantasy world opened and Elves conquered Eastern Europe and I think Russia. At one point narrator tells us once Elves discovered humans made satelites, they made their own. Our of wood covered in magic runes, then coated with mithral. I don't recall how they got it in space but narrator tells us once it began orbiting the Earth and SENDING SIGNALS several members of NASA had to be instituionalized.

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