I started picturing the actual process of this guy angrily throwing this together and it's . Like as funny as this is to look at, think about the fact that someone actually had to build this, step by step, and at the end of the whole thing looked down at the doohickn't on their kitchen table and said "yep, that looks good". I need to meet this person, get their opinion on some things, maybe ask them for their credit card information.