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[-] Possible_EmuWrangler@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

I wonder what Alan Turing would think of this.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 19 points 8 months ago

He'd be too busy shitposting on Tumblr as King of the Gay Pirates

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Gay Pirates have no king. Gay Pirates need no king.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 8 months ago

Gay Pirates not only have a king, but need a king, because the writer is a monarchist

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

Let me ask the Alan Turing chatbot...

[-] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Probably be too busy in the garden looking at flowers, or too fascinated by the complexity of the emerging properties of neural networks and things.

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago

Any AI smart enough to pass a turing test would also be smart enough to fail it on purpose.

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