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[-] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Because FREEDOM!

Eagle screams in the background

ETA: Fires guns "YEEHAW!"

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago

FYI: eagles don't really scream. That fake scream from movies/tv, etc. is from a red tailed hawk.

[-] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

I know, but I had to be as stereotypical as possible.

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 9 points 8 months ago

Not enough guns and yeehaw noises. 3 out of 10.

[-] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

That response loses you another point. Should've threatened to bring in the cavalry!

[-] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I'm too Canadian for this, sorry!

[-] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

It's easier to get a recording of a hawk that never shuts up. Eagles let out a screech too, but not often. Try stealing a fish from a bald eagle. Bring a tape recorder...and some bandages.

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