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[-] Seraph@kbin.social 33 points 9 months ago

Always wanted a girl that can't say "No"!

Actually, not really... super rapey.

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 17 points 9 months ago

...because of the implication.

[-] blueson@feddit.nu 16 points 9 months ago

"Do you want to sleep with me?"

"False"

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 9 months ago

Doesn't need to say "no" to decline.

"Wanna fuck?"

"I don't. Fuck off."

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 7 points 9 months ago

Since she says "cheesy chips" instead of the n-word I'm guessing she has another phrase for it. Maybe "Denied"?

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

403 Forbidden

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

That kind of behavior is 406 Not Acceptable

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

"Ew"

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