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[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Cue Baulders Gate dice roll

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Insight check: 18.

You are able to tell that God was lying.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.

Make a constitution roll.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I heard it was patented Smartfood™

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