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[-] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 23 points 10 months ago

Somebody once said it to me like this: "If you faceplant into a pile of shit, would you rather wipe your face with a dry paper, or use water for cleaning"

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I think you're shitting wrong...

[-] Ataraxia@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Bath tub. With soap. My SO washes his dick every time he pees and his ass every time he shits. After he wipes.

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Ok that's too far. You don't need to get into the bath just because you pissed wtf.

[-] ARk@lemm.ee -1 points 10 months ago

People don't wash their ASS after they SHIT??

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Sorry let me just wash my ass in the public sink when I gotta take a shit and I'm not home?

[-] Lightor@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago

I think wet wipe would be best, and it's my favorite option.

[-] otp@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Can't safely flush them though, no matter how "flushable" they claim to be

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