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[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

Shame, I was rooting for butthole

[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Is butt hole a genital?

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Genitals can go in them

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

My mouth is a genital

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Sorry to break topic but that is an exquisite profile pic. Where did you get it?

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

I paid a man on the street to paint me

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Giddyup

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