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[-] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 86 points 9 months ago

I can finger my ass and jack off while holding my phone. Have a good day 😀

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 35 points 9 months ago

And still have a free hand to hold the tissues. Nice

[-] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 63 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

For what? I like my cum to land on my chest so I can show my Grindr sluts. I said good day sir. 😀

[-] Swaziboy@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

I fucking LOL'd, keeping it classy Lemmy

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago
[-] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I like my men cute and emotionally attached, none of that one night stand horseshit. There’s glory holes and nasty cum covered adult video cinemas for that sort of thing.

So I’ll reply how I usually do; get to know me 🀷🏽

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

I’m relatively cute, but emotionally dead inside. 😩

[-] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago
[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

I do enjoy watching a boy struggle. 😈

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Then even further instead of just fingering you can gape

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

Just buy a VR headset. No need for extra limbs

this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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