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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet
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If you skinned and sold squirrels at a rate of 7.56 squirrels per second, you'd reach his wealth in just 100 years! All it takes is a little hard work!
They'd also go extinct after 1 year. Maybe switch to rats.
taking notes How long will the rats last if I maintain that rate?
Probably gone even faster as wouldn't you need a lot more rats to equal what you could get from a squirrel?
You could alternate between rats and squirrels to allow repopulation
Rats don't have bushy tails, so you'd lose most of the value.
Even if you don't end up rich, eradicating squirrels is a pretty good consolation prize.