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Ron DeSantis Going Door To Door To Beg Own Campaign Staff To Vote For Him
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Ever heard him speak? It's like someone punched Kermit the Frog in the throat. No one is scared of him.
Scared of what he represents maybe, but not scared that he'll ever see a higher office.
Someone like DeSantis, but with actual charisma, is the actual fear.
Smart and evil with enough charisma to get elected. That's a terrifying combination. Thankfully, no one on the republican side has all three.