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It's too late for me. Save yourselves.
(sh.itjust.works)
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This is so bizarre of a scenario.
I thought you were putting your noodles into your measuring cup of water because you don't own any bowls. Or a stovetop or a pot. Why are the noodles dry in the end?
I also like how you describe it as "the alternative", as if obviously, this is what a normal human being would do.
...and I just noticed the noodles are still in the cup they came in.
My only deduction is that your kitchen consists solely of cupboards, measuring cups, and a microwave. Likely no utensils, as they could cause similar catastrophes.