Those last four strips of bacon... You could have put them on a sandwich. You love bacon, you lazy muther fucker.
Me, who used to eat an entire pack in two sittings.
…did you look in my refrigerator??
We are all in your refrigerator on this blessed day.
😭
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Those last four strips of bacon... You could have put them on a sandwich. You love bacon, you lazy muther fucker.
Me, who used to eat an entire pack in two sittings.
…did you look in my refrigerator??
We are all in your refrigerator on this blessed day.
😭