The backside making direct contact with my anus is why I wear it. Thongs and strings make my anus horny as fuck. Squatting and feeling it ride up even tighter makes me go crazy.

Which book is this ?

I finally moved out on my own and have peace of mind.

Well I envy you.

I went to the grocery store to grab a drink and I locked my bike. I was in the store for less than 3 minutes, when I came out my bike was gone. 3 minutes! I was so sad.

No Capes!

You don’t cum

Hip surgery. I had hip dysplasia and had surgery in July to help rid myself of the pain it was causing. Omg that a fucking relief.

Yesterday I got called by my dentist, my cat’s vet, an apartment I had emailed inquiring for an interview. All within 5 minutes of each other! Talk about anxiety overload.

Will they attempt to eat us as well since we now have plastics within our body?

BEING BORN

Must make sure my hooman maintains proper posture !

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