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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a man a life and he will be alive for the rest of his life.

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 10 months ago

So true. We are all here for our whole lives.

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

If the rapture is 15 minutes late then we’re legally allowed to leave

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

Technically they can’t rapture you if you don’t want to. You made no agreement with them.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 months ago

I made no agreement on the inbound but here I am idk

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Look, we’re all just a bunch travelers, we have no contracts.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This is the best thing I've heard all day

Still in bed, but what a start

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago

Give a fish a man and he will day for a fish.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

Give a gay fish and he will Ye all day

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