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[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 10 months ago

I think this person will find that they are very much a citizen of the United States of America.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I still think we should just take them at their word and deport them.

[-] spechter@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Have them go through customs every time they leave their property to get groceries. Get yourself a conscientious officer who makes sure he doesn't have enough hours in a day to fetch something he forgot on his first run. Btw, tough luck with your utilities, I assume it's quite a lot of paperwork for international piping and electrical connections, especially if your utilities company is motivated not losing 100$ a month.

[-] SpiceDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Hey Somalia's been doing better lately. Maybe Yemen?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Real "Virgin Sovereign Citizen" / "Chad Houthi Rebel" moment coming up.

[-] whiteheat29@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That doesn’t solve the problem if they get in trouble somewhere else. Also they’d be bothering future Americans wherever we send them

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Not if we deport them to, say, the moon.

[-] whiteheat29@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That’s still America. Source: 🇱🇷 was there first

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah, the old star and stripes.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Only thing worse than citizenship is statelessness.

You think the government is fucking you over now? Wait till you're denied legal residency practically anywhere on earth and your very existence is considered a criminal trespass.

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Stay in airport limbo forever

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

And you're not even Tom Hanks.

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