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Colorado pastor accused of pocketing $1.3M in crypto scheme says 'Lord told us to' (www.nbcnews.com)

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[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

God told him people would become wealthy if they invested, the Colorado Division of Securities said in a statement Thursday.

God must be lying again, just like with the original sin when he told Adam and Eve they would die if they ate the fruit of the tree, but they ate it and didn't die. You know who told the truth though? Lucifer. https://atheism.fandom.com/wiki/Original_sin

[-] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago

As an atheist, the thought of the "atheist fandom" is extremely funny to me

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