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Missouri rule change would allow senators to challenge each other to a duel (www.newsweek.com)

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm DOWN! Some rules:

Any AR-15 platform acceptable. Plain Jane Colt, Gucci'd out custom rig, top-line Daniel Defense, don't care. 16", 20", 24" barrel, whatever. Standard AR, standard controls, etc.
No mag capacity limit. (Some idiot would roll with a 50-round mag, get jammed and smeared.)
100 paces. Make 'em walk it out for max drama.
Iron sights only. Red-dots are almost IRL aim-bots. Make 'em work for it.
No cover, no armor. Make 'em fight. Looking for a test of manhood here.

So how are we handling seconds? Just let them choose anyone for the role? Sounds fair.

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