"The South is rising in revolt and I am doing everything I can to encourage them. Here's why I need you to open your wallet and pour out the last few pathetic copper fennigs stuck to a piece of gum in the bottom to aid my path to the white house where I will make your life measurably worse"

We need to let the voters decide whether to enforce sedition laws. Make sure to Biden to force him to do something.

"Also there is literally nothing Biden could do about the situation so don't ask"