Just going to post this cartoon from 2016 which is unrelated
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The child grinding machine should be humming away quietly in the background rather than being on everyone's minds, c'mon Jack, this is basic politics
Upgrading the child grinder from diesel to electric would be better for the environment and reduce noise. You do care about the environment don't you?
Bonus, the child grinders produce carbon offsets that can be sold on the market!
It creates jobs for people to clean and maintain the grinders.
Children are the best candidates for cleaning the child grinders. Their hands are small enough to really get in there between the teeth, and it gives them valuable work experience.
and they're already there standing in line next to the child grinder. so each child does a shift cleaning the grinder and them jumps into it. perfect world.
Look, we know it's not perfect, but at least the Democrats want to provide a sanitary grinder for children.