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profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances

hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend

RIP bozo

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 77 points 10 months ago

as someone with highly advanced entrepreneurial skills in the marketplace of business administration, i would have simply chosen not to fall out of a box to my death in front my employees. but i applaud his commitment to the lack of a social safety net.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

As a multi-billionaire with thousands of employees and millions of clients, I am here to tell you that the secret to business success is not found within the classrooms of Harvard or the board rooms of JP Morgan, but within a straight jacket wrapped in a large iron chain being plunged upside down into a pool of ice water with only a close-pin between my teeth.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

When you have no safety net literally, as a bit, because you want to make some weird internet communists feel a moment of joy.

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