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[-] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before (never cares)

[-] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I bet if they ate monopoly, they'd shit out connect four

[-] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Walks right in the house where you're having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!)

this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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