Kinda. You can buy one, pay for it, and start the background check in the store. They don't hand it over until the background check clears, but you did already pay for it. It can take ten minutes, or a few days. I'm sure the shop will give you a refund if it fails, but I can't attest to that. Just went through it a few weeks ago.

With a feeling so pure!

I always flip a coin for whether I upvote or downvote. It's not really about trying to make a decision, I'm just trying to get my thumbs in shape for that thumb wrestling tournament I have coming up.

Eh, on the other hand, some cops LOVE the fight.

Non-gendered bathrooms aren't just the same bathrooms we currently have, but just letting everyone in. It's either a single room with a toilet and sink, or a stall that completely closes from floor to ceiling on all sides, then having communal sinks. I'm definitely more in favor of having sinks more out in the open, because not enough people wash their hands, and maybe that would help.

Video game releases

A dude who watched too much mainstream porn and thought that's what he actually wanted

It's what you get when you switch jobs

It's a great ice breaker

Shouldn't it be:

99 little bugs in the code.

99 little bugs.

Take one down, patch it around.

127 little bugs in the code.

Too late, now there's a rabbit in her hole

Then they'd just get two jobs at the same company, and get two salaries or some other loophole the lawmakers planned for the whole time.