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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Amateur.

I put down a little cubicle and promise them an unspecified amount of blood at some vague point in the future based on attendance and productivity.

It's the only way to kill the mosquito's soul.

They usually fly into a rock on purpose after that, especially after I tell them that I need them to come in on Saturday.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Amateur.

I do a 12 hours a day week, 10 hours for Saturday and they get the Sunday off only if they don't break the printer during the week.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Careful now, You don't want the Mosquito union getting involved.

Their legal team are bloodsuckers.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Meeh, I bribed their union leaders with a few type A+ bags.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This guy mosquito capitalisms.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 2 points 2 years ago

Hey, it works on humans 🤷.

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