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Smol bean CIA just watched helplessly (hexbear.net)

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

"Your honor, I merely tied the damsel to train tracks whilst a train was approaching. I did not squash her, nor did I smear her entrails on the tracks. The train did that. If you must prosecute someone for this regrettable incident, let it be the heinous conductor"