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Religious nutters, for one. They believe that when Christ has his Second Coming he will resurrect everyone who has ever died, but only if all their organs and stuff are intact and in place. So organ donation is just a conspiracy by Satan to keep everyone from being gloriously resurrected.
I honestly wonder what they think their bodies will look like a couple decades after they die. Do they think that, because they were ‘good little Christians’, their bodies will be staying as fresh as when they were interred?
Or maybe their ‘all-powerful’ God can only restore their organs from dust if that dust is in the right spot?
They're all screwed. You really need to remove them and place them in jars filled with salt. He can't restore you if you don't preserve them.
Ah shit what if you had your gall bladder removed. Or you receive a transplant, do you become like an ogre with two heads
Shop accident and you lose a finger…no heaven for you I guess. Better just start a life of crime.
Believe it or not, hell.
This is no less insane than thinking that when you die you have to bring quarters with you to pay the ferry captain.
That does seem more plausible in this Capitalist society though.
That's a good point.
Only if all their organs are intact? Lol, what about all the people that die in horrific ways that sattere their body parts? guess they get a pass, or too bad so sad, no heaven for you when that earthquake dropped a building in you.
Well, god doesn't like them, obviously. It's why they had a building dropped on top.