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[-] derf82@lemmy.world 97 points 9 months ago

I’ve been vaccinated for COVID 5 times over the last 3 years, and have received various vaccines over 41 years. Slowest. Euthanasia. Ever.

[-] TheIllustrativeMan@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You joke, but since you got the jab I can guarantee you will die.

(Just not any faster than normal...)

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Thank you for the reminder there is probably a new version I'm missing.

[-] derf82@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

There was a new version last fall and it is still being administered. It’s no longer free (though insurance is supposed to pay), so few have gotten it.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 7 points 9 months ago

That's it, you have done it now. You are hereby attested!

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Agreed, and my phone didn't get 5g either

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

How good are you at football right now? I've been hearing things.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah you die at 45 right on your birth date and time, no sooner, no later. You got 4 years left

[-] Globeparasite@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

i was vaccinated in priority because i had to go on a mission with my unit in the military, this would have been the dumbest moment to euthanize me

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