Well if they didn't have fucking SPACE LASERS pointed at my favorite PIZZA PLACE.

Let's do the math here people. P. I. Z. Z. A. What ELSE has 2 Z's??? That's right. Nazzis. They're extra Nazi. And the only way to fight nazzis is with Nazïsm. We need all the Nazis we can get to fight the Jewish space cosmonauts, who will break open the fermament and send us all careening in to the great blue void.