What was the dumbest way you ever injured yourself? (lemmy.world)

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[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure if it counts as an injury as such, but close enough...

When I was in my early 20s, I took my eye drops out of the fridge and put them on the bench. I went to the toilet, came back, picked up the eye drops and tried to drop them in to my eyes. Turns out I picked up the super glue. Thankfully, I was really bad at eye drops, so I blinked, and just glued my eyelashes together, but still, it's one of the dumbest things I've done :)

[-] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

If that is “one of” and not “clearly” the dumbest thing you’ve ever done, I’d love to hear some of the others.

[-] cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

You are LUCKY. Mark your eyedrops-looking super glue so you don't go blind next time.

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