Hasan is the Assad of twitch streamers (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by johnmccainstumor@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Some call him teflon hasan because no internet bullshit ever sticks to him. We have seen generations of breadtubers come and go during his career (which is only a few years to be fair) but absolutely NUTHING can stop this man. Hasan is the kind of guy who could shoot a person on 5th avenue and get away with it. Hasan could have been caught red handed on Epstein island and walked away with more twitch subscribers than he had the day before. He is the face of the modern left. He could call for red brigades to descend on the streets of New York or Washington, but he doesn’t. Because hasan is also a bonafide leftist theorist, for you see hasan has made a incomprehensible calculation in his head that buying Ferraris and Hollywood mansions for himself is more important to the leftist cause than calling for any direct action. Genius really, we already see the fruits of his labor as his brash spending habits have caused a complete collapse of the Israeli Zionist terrorists, Palestine is winning because of hasan, the left is winning, you are winning, that is unless you don’t donate your entire life savings to hasan in his twitch streams as an epic act of praxis. He might even say your name, probably not, but self sacrifice is the greatest virtue you can ever have unless your name is HASANABI FUCKING PIKER! DO YOU KNOW WHO HIS UNCLE IS?! DO YOU CHUD!?

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[-] CountryBreakfast@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 9 months ago

He is only anti empire in the most vulgar sense possible. I don't give a shit who is streaming. These platforms shouldn't exist.

[-] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Capitalism shouldn't exist. The United States shouldn't exist. It's fine to rag on whatever but we have to deal with the world as it is

[-] CountryBreakfast@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 9 months ago

No one is pretending it doesn't exist. I'm saying it isn't a space to build revolution and never will be. We deal with the world as it is, but we don't have to drink poison just because it's in our glass.

[-] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

it isn't a space to build revolution and never will be.

True but I'm in the us of a there is no space anywhere for building a revolution but maybe I'm just a doomer

[-] CountryBreakfast@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I think you can admit this without being a doomer. Also I think there are some cool things going on they just don't involve the metropolitan working class or broad society generally. There is reason to not be a "doomer" but if your standard is the military destruction of the US in the next 5 years (which is a fair thing to want) then that will of course be unlikely.

Look into movements that are trying to build community sovereignty. Especially food sovereignty. I like these because they will build things that we will need to survive and potentially can enable something bigger in the long run. Food sovereignty and Land Back are basically the only land reform movements that exist and I feel that communists here forget about them too often.

I think comrades need to be part of something constructive as we take on the frustration of articulating anti-imperialism.